This article cracked me up.

Things You Should Know

I am always using little sayings and metaphors so articles like this are perfect for me.
Today (and my thoughts might change tomorrow) I fully agree with points 1,3,4,6,9.

I don’t like the way 7 is stated but I do believe that a person can be miserable in a situation that would be embraced by another.

That is all.  :~)